NPH!

Neil Patrick Harris played Doogie Howser, MD when we were kids.  

Pictured: Not hot early 90's TV doctor

Now he plays Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother.  Barney is a total player, female heart-breaker.

Truth.

 But the real NPH totally doesn't like girls. Boo.  You know what though? He's like, 142% more successful since he came out of the closet, so he can keep his life-partner and their super cute kids if it means more NPH on-screen.

Sadly... Not us.

Posted by Cara